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  • Elastic Heart parody NSFW!

    ATOMIC FART AND ANOTHER ONE ESCAPES MY BUTT OH WHY CAN I NOT HOLD MY STUFF AND I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE THING IT’S BECAUSE I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN A SLING AND IT SMELLS, OH GOD IT SMELLS SO BAD NO REALLY, I’M STARTING TO GAG NOW ANOTHER … Continue reading
  • Hey Mama parody NSFW!!

    HEY MAMA YES I BE YOUR BABY, YES I BE YOUR SHERRY YES I BE YOUR SERVER, PAINT MY LIPS LIKE A CHERRY YES I HIT THE GROUND, YOUR COCK I WILL WORSHIP YOU AIN’T GOTTA WORRY, SWALLOW EVERY DROP WITH ONE SLURP I’M THE OWNER, OF YOUR BONER I’LL … Continue reading
  • Sherry Vine – Out of Town Appearances!

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    Fri July 31 – Feathers, NJ Battle of The Bitches Tour w/Jackie Beat: Th Aug 6 – Julia’s On Broadway, Seattle. Fri Aug 7 – Rotture, Portland. Sat Aug 8 – Mad Myrna’s, Anchorage Sun Aug 9 – Oasis, San Fran. Golden Girlz Los Angeles w/Jackie Beat, Drew Drouge, Sam … Continue reading
  • Inside Me (Next To Me) NSFW

    INSIDE ME THIS ONE TIME I PUT AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST MET A MARRIED MAN WHO WAS TIPSY HE COULDN’T GET IT UP SO I SAID “MAKE A FIST” AND THEN PUT IT, JUST PUT IT INSIDE ME LATER THAT NIGHT HE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE HE LOST HIS … Continue reading