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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #106

 

 

Before I gab about my extended birthday celebration I just wanted to mention 3 amazing, talented friends; Kenwyn, Natalie and Dallas.  I've worked with Kenwyn over the years.  She is a multi talented performer and artist and now she's in a band with Andrew Sotomayor called "Your Rhythm Mix".  They recently performed in my show at Industry and did their Sweet Dreams mash up.  Check them out live or on YouTube.  My dear friend, and future club Dazzle co-owner, Natalie Joy Johnson is on Broadway in Kinky Boots.  I'm glad I waited to see the show because it's always so exciting to see someone you love and respect on a Broadway stage working it out!  The show is super fun - honey, it's a $150 drag show! Hello!  Lol.  Congrats to Natalie and check her out in Kinky Boots or at Therapy every Monday night.  And Dallas DuBois.  Dallas recently retired from drag, her last show being Queen last Thursday at Industry.  And as I'm writing this she is en route to a new life in LA.  Dallas is gorgeous and very talented and brave.  It takes a lot of balls (no pun intended) to make a major life change like that so I applaud you and I already miss you lady!

 

On to the weeklong birthday celebration!  Well I've earned it!  Lol.  A big birthday calls for a big celebration.  It began with a big show at Mt Airy Casino in Pennsylvania.  For the past 2 years we've done the show on Halloween but it has been such a big success that we are now doing it several times a year.  The core drag ensemble is me, Pandora Boxx and Mimi ImFurst.  And our special guest this show was Manila Luzon.  It's a greta show with dancers, costumes and flashy group numbers.  And they treat us like rock stars; nice rooms, free buffet, unlimited booze and M&Ms!  Yum - Jack and chocolate!  The audience is mostly straight but the fun, laughing, cool straights and they lined up to buy merchandise and take pictures so ya gotta love that.

 

The next night I was off to fashionable, international Astoria.  (Kidding  - I love Queens!)  Icons is the newest hot spot in Astoria and I always have fun there.  Nick, Calen and the crew were unbelievably sweet and threw me a grand bash!  Cake, champagne, sparklers and 4 VERY well-endowed go go dancers.  I think I lost a tooth!  They even had presents and flowers for me.  Soooo thoughtful - thank you all at Icons!

 

The very next night - that's right we're not done yet - I teamed up with my mama, Raven O, and sister in crime, Joey Arias, for our first night of the now monthly party, Bar d'O!  Did that make sense??  Ok, we did Bar d'O for 10 years in the 1990's.  For the past 10 years we did it as an annual event every December at Indochine.  NOW we are doing it the last Sunday of the month, every month, at Acme.  Whew!  If you haven't seen this show you are missing out. The space is perfect, the crowd is gorgeous and the show is everything.

 

The finale came Wed night at Industry with a big blow out.  Bob and Chris turned it out for me and I am so appreciative of the entire staff and family there.  We started with a 9pm champagne toast which was great as many of my elders were able to come and still be in bed by 11pm.  At 10pm I was roasted, and I mean char-broiled honey!  Queen of Mean and Drag Race Season 6 contestant, Bianca del Rio was the hostess with the mostess - most BO that is.  The rest of the panel were dear friends Joey Arias, Shequida and Michael Formika Jones.  Everyone turned it out and I love my friends!  Then for the midnight show I did my drunken best to "entertain" the packed house.  I actually made a lot of tips.  Maybe they felt sorry for me!  Lol.  Whatev - ching, ching, getting paid over here.  I had the best week ever - thank you all!!!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #104 I just returned from a glorious 4 days in Los Angeles. I LOVE LA! I know New Yorkers are always trash talking LA but I do love it there. I fucking love NYC but wish I could be bi-coastal more often. I arrived Thurs and had one hour to rehearse a whole show with pianist James Lent for our "unplugged" show at Revolver. I hadn't been to Revolver in years (let's just say the last time I was there it was a video bar!) but it's back and better than ever. I had so much fun hanging out with the super sweet and fun owner, Jeffrey and the staff. The bar filled up right before show time and we let them have it. It was exciting to do my parodies in a different way - on key! lol- not! We did a torch rendition of Shit My Pants that was hilarious and people were loving the show. Thanks Revolver! The next morning, Jackie Beat picked me up at my hotel, Ramada West Hollywood (it's in walking distance to everything I need since I don't drive) and we went wig shopping on Hollywood Blvd - one of my fav pastimes in LA! We ran into Morgan McMichaels in the wig shop and cackled trying on wigs and jewelry for awhile. I live for this shop- big hair, cheap lashes and always a laugh! Then Jackie and I met up with Candis Cayne and Mario Diaz in Koreatown for a delicious lunch, Jackie's treat! Hey, she's a writer for Hello Ross on the E network she can afford edamame. After lunch, I left with Candis so she could show me her new house. Yes, people in LA own homes. And not just nay house, a gorgeous 1928, old-school Hollywood home. It is my dream house! Lots of rooms and staircases and a touch of gothic, a massive mirror deco dining room table, a big back yard, hot tub - where do I sign up?? We sat and reminisced for hours before she had to drive me back to WeHo. I felt bad having everyone drive me around. lol. I do have a valid driver's license, just a little rusty! I guess it's like riding a bike, but a car - whatev. Friday night I got a ride to Spit at Faultline for a little show and appearance. My dear friend Paul V, of Drag Strip, was DJing and running the party. I've known Paul for almost 20 years so I was happy to get to hang out with him and catch up. The party was a hoot. I love anything different than the same thing I see every night so when I spotted the bear go go dancer I was in heaven. It's a great club, I was there once before for Mario's party. The back club has a roof that opens, even though it was closed this night, so people can smoke. I'm not a fan of smoke in a club but I like the feeling of people being able to do what they want in a club. It's a club! I'm rambling because it's so fucking cold out and I'm under the covers "writing" this and I took a Percocet and she just kicked in. On Sunday, Jackie and I had 2 shows at Casita del Campo. It's a black box theatre in the basement of a Mexican Restaurant in Silverlake where Jackie and I have performed before, along with so many amazing artists in LA. Mr. Dan (aka Gina Lotriman, the other half of Drag Strip with Paul V) runs a tight ship honey! Lol. Both shows were sold out - something new and exciting for me - and it really was the best time ever. The NY Times called Jackie and I "the Laurel and Hardy of drag". No one is funnier than Jackie, no one. She is so fast and fearless that it really keeps me on my toes. After 22 years of performing together she still surprises me. And I got to see so many people I love and have known for decades in the audience. After the show we got to catch up and have a giggle upstairs over chips, salsa and margaritas. FUN! Thanks LA! My dear, dear friend and gorgeously talented artist, Tracy von Becker-Legge, curates shows at Chelsea Eye. Most recently, she pulled together a very successful of art by Hedda Lettuce. Next up is "Return of The Space Caterpillar" by club vixen, Chip Cirrhosis. The event opens Feb 14 at 7pm. 157 W. 19th St. A percentage of sales goes to The Trevor Project Foundation. BIG NEWS: My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!! You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium. It's my life long dream come true! Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in. Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku. Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio! You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!! The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!! The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Tues at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm www.SherryVine.com for downloads, DVDs, appearances, blog and more! YouTube.com/MissSherryVine for all videos - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!! follow me @MissSherryVine www.glabber.com/sherryvine

WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #103

 

 

The madness of it all lol!  The new party, Berlin, presented by Brandon Voss, Justin Luke and Alan Picus, has everything!  I was at the grand opening which was fun but last week I guest DJ'd (and I do use that term loosely) and participated in the show.  Berlin is at Providence where Brandon threw some amazing parties.  It's a great big space and the rooms each have their own "scene" going on.  DJ Johnny Dynell was TURNING MY PUSSY OUT!  Not many DJs command me to dance but when I went to say hi to Daddy Dynell I had to take my bionic hips to the floor and shake, shake, shake.  Then I popped into the side room where Cazwell was serving it up and the very sexy, scantily clad Cocky Boys were shimmying down!  So scandalous!  Downstairs, I was DJing for the open bar hour and of course the room was packed.  I mean to say, it was packed because of the open bar not because of my DJing lol!  Frankie Sharp took over the DJ reins and let them have it.  I hadn't hung out with Frankie much but I always loved running into him.  He's very funny and has a great infectious energy (not to be confused with Epiphany's infections).  Speaking of Epiphany - she is the Mistress of Ceremonies in the basement and runs the shows.  The queens were bringing in honey.  Bartendress Madelyne Hatter did an amazing Celine Dion song I had never heard.  Jada brought the house down with a Beyonce song.  Paige Turner was keeping everyone happy with her antics.  She's another one I always love running into!  paige is always smiling and "up".  The lithium is working lady!  And Gerry Visco along with partner in crime ….. gave us a 1980's performance art piece!  So if you want to have a good time - dance, party, see some wiener and some clowns - check out Berlin every Friday.

 

After recovering all day Saturday from Friday night I attended Sunday brunch at Yotel with a big group including Stephen Scherock and Ron (who used to werk the brunch there).  It is out of control!  OMG- I thought my brain was going to explode lol.  At first I was like, "No way".  It's so loud and children are voguing and carrying on and you can't have a conversation and there's face painting and do I really need runway with my hash browns?  LOL!  BUT once I had a Mimosa and let go and allowed the chameleon in me to assimilate to my new environment I had a blast!  It really is quite impressive - everyone is there, it's packed, and everyone is laughing and having a ball!  And the food is really good!  I don't eat, of course, but that's what I was told.

 

Later that night, I went to see The Midtown Men starring the very talented and dear, Michael Longoria.  I have become friends with Michael and his bf Taylor and I've seen Michael perform solo before but never with the group.  They are all original members of The Jersey Boys.  Let me tell you, they were on fire!  The look, the choreography, the voices - The Voices!  My favorite was the MoTown Medley.  My only complaint - too short!  We want more! lol.  Congrats to Michael and the boys.  If you get a chance to see them, check out The Midtown Men.

 

I started talking about madness so let's end on the same note - Bianca del Rio.  I was a guest at her show Monday night at The Ritz.  Poor dear has to hire talent to entertain the crowd at her own show.  JK -it was insane.  I've worked with DJ Javier for years and he cracks me up.  A great sense of humor, knows how to "play with the queens" and had the children spinning!  Bianca of course was hilarious and we carried on.  It gets packed in there and they were vogueing, tweaking, popping and dropping.  Warning - if you are part of any ethnic minority stay far away from the front of the room when Bianca hits the stage!  lol.

 

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!!

The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Tues at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm

www.SherryVine.com for downloads, DVDs, appearances, blog and more!

YouTube.com/MissSherryVine for all videos - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #102

 

 

 

I hope everyone is having a great 2014 so far and staying warm!  Oy vey. I know it's January but we were teased with an usually warm week and then bam!  It was award season here in NYC this past month, honoring so many nightlife denizens.  The Get Out Awards (thank you for the Best Drag Performer Award), The Glams (thank you for nothing, congrats to Bianca for winning every category) and The Odyssey Awards (thank you for the Best Drag Show Award).  I do love an "event".  Everyone is dressed up to nines and I get to see so many people that I love but only see once a year.  The Odyssey Awards (disclaimer, I write for Odyssey - duh) were held at the Metropolitan Room.  It's a gorgeous venue and somehow I had never been there before.  I presented the award for Best DJ to the one and only, Daddy Dynell.  That was a treat!  Dallas DuBois and Frankie C. did a superb job hosting.  Congrats to all the award recipients this season.

 

I popped into the new Brandon Voss party, Berlin, at Providence on Friday nights and had a blast.  I was actually having so much fun downstairs where DJ Formika was turning it out and Epiphany and the girls were lighting the stage with outrageous "Weimar Cabaret" -ish numbers that I never even made it upstairs.  Ok, I was tipsy and had been in stilettos for 6 hours and I was to lazy to climb.  But really, I had a blast.  Can't wait to DJ there with Formika Jan 10!  And I'm blaming the tipsiness on bartendress Madelyn Hatter and Epiphany who enjoys seeing me wobble.

 

The weekend leading up to New Years was action packed.  I was asked to hostess and perform at the grand opening of Icons in Astoria.  Yes, you heard me.  Astoria.  It is hopping with the gays!  One of the owners, Nick Lion, who arranged everything, was an angel.  He had a car pick me and Laritza DuMont, he had a private dressing room for us (away from the 10 sexy go go boys but not too far away! lol), he had champagne for us, he paid us in cash on the dot and he had a car ready to drive us home.  THAT  is how you treat a queen!  I had not seen Laritza in years.  We've known each other for almost 20 years but seldom run into each other and hadn't hung out in probably 10 years but as soon as I got into the car she was like, "Girl", and I was like, "Hooker", and it was as if no time had passed.  I truly adore her.  She works hard.  Costume changes, choreography - her performance is down boots!  Besitos guapa!  The joint filled up very quickly and was packed all night.  It had an old school feeling - lots of sexy go go boys.  One, who shall remain nameless, was quite flirty and if it had been 1999 I would have been ALL over it!  I was having so much fun I actually stayed an hour longer than scheduled.  Congrats to the whole Icon team and best of luck!

 

Over at Therapy: Monday night was Peppermint's last night.  She was filling in for Epiphany, who was in Rykers, I mean, Mykonos, for the summer.  I love this lady more than anything and had a blast.  Look for her new single and video, Dollar In My Tittie, coming soon!!  Epiphany will be returning this week and we have moved the night to Tuesday.  Natalie Joy Johnson was cast in Kinky Boots (go girl!) and she will be taking over Mondays.  So come see the return of The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Tuesday at 11pm!

 

New Years Eve.  I was booked at Cobalt in DC where I have a monthly residency.  They also booked Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox.  I was so excited as I love the Three Stooges.  Cobalt always puts me up at The W, which I love, and they take very good care of their performers.  My bff Bruce came down from Mt. Airy and we got dressed for the gods and hit the party.  The "ladies" were so fucking funny and fun and nice.  I adore them.  Detox and I were wearing almost matching dresses, unplanned, and we got a good giggle out of that.  Funniest line of the night:

Detox:  Ladies and Gentlemen, from Rupaul's Drag Race Season 5, contestant Willam.

Vicky: From RPDR Season 6, contestant Detox.

Willam: And RPDR viewer, Vicky Vox.

 

The club was packed!  We laughed, we drank, we laughed some more, we drank a lot more!

 

Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2014!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!!

The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Tues at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm

www.SherryVine.com for downloads, DVDs, appearances, blog and more!

YouTube.com/MissSherryVine for all videos - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #101

 

 

Last week I had my Ohio premiere in Cleveland with Peppermint and then one week later I was flying solo in Columbus for a show at Axis.  I had been communicating for years with native drag icon, Nina West, so it was nice to finally meet in person.  It was COLD but it's a college town and not even sub-zero freezing weather could keep people home.  They local queens performed a big holiday dragavaganza that was amazing!  I hung out with the "ladies" until it was time for our club show, a little meet and greet, some pics with sexy boys and then I was on a 6am flight back to NYC.

 

One of my favorite things about the holidays is the plethora of shows!  Whew - this season there were so many I couldn't even see them all.  SpinCycle was working overtime! But I did not miss the funniest clown-lady of all time, Jackie Beat!  It was Jackie's 16th annual Xmas spectacular and she did not disappoint.  I have been called The Parody Queen but I humbly kneel before the master.  And Jackie is not afraid to cross any lines!  Can't wait for her NYC return on Memorial Day!

 

I had my own holiday show with my sister, Pandora Boxx.  Pandora and I have become palsies and we have wanted to work together for awhile.  I had sooooo much fun!  Our show, A Very Cougar Christmas, played at The Laurie Beechman Theatre for 4 shows and was well attended and I know I had a gay time!  Pandora and I are cut from the same cloth so it was easy, breezy and of course, boozy!  Lol.

 

The news season of RuPaul's Drag Race has been announced and I am especially excited because I have 2 good friends on.  Courtney Act, from Sydney, who I have known for over 10 years and is sickening gorgeous and talented is on.  And my favorite South of The Border troll, Bianca del Rio!  Bianca and I "read" each other but honestly, I am so excited and happy for her.  She deserves to be a star.  Finally, she can put that broom down for good and make money performing.  Good luck hag!

 

Videographer Francis Legge and I have just released 2 Lady Gaga video parodies; Applause (Menopause) and Do What U Want (Pay What U Want) with Drag Race alum Milan as R Kelly!!  Please check them out on my youtube channel and SUBSCRIBE!

 

Have a safe, healthy, happy and GAY holiday!!  Shalom and see ya in 2014!

 

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!!

The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Mon at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm

www.SherryVine.com for downloads, DVDs, appearances, blog and more!

YouTube.com/MissSherryVine for all videos - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!

follow me @MissSherryVine

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #99

 

 

Ok, I know this is an article about drag and wigs but, "I got something to say", to quote Jerri Blank. I never get overtly political in my show although I do try to make statements and certainly my parody of Alejandro (You're A Homo) is political.  I'm Carol Burnett.  I want to make people laugh.  That's my job!  But I really have to get this off my $10 rubber booby chest.

 

Eminem.  What is up??  I smell bullshit and I gotta call it out. It is unacceptable in this day and age to say certain hateful words.  Paula Dean was cast down for it.  Alec Baldwin has been crucified in the media for it.  Isaiah Washington was fired for it.  So why is Eminem allowed to get away with it? I just can't figure it out.

 

"Oh, he's an artist".  Bullshit excuse!  This isn't his first offense and after all these years in show business he knows better.  Did anyone notice that he and Paula Dean had the exact same argument for why they have used derogatory language?  Eminem says he's not homophobic.  That when he says "fag" it's not about gay people.  And that's just the way they talked where he grew up and in his world.  Another bullshit excuse!  Well, isn't that exactly what Paula Dean said?  Don't get me wrong!  Paula Dean deserved what she got as did Isaiah Washington.  My point is that Eminem should not be allowed to get away with it either.  And I don't give a fuck if he's supposedly friends with Sir Elton John.  Sir Elton should tell him to piss off.  Who needs friends like that?  Remember Miss America contestant, Carrie Prejean?  When Perez Hilton asked her about same-sex marriage her response was that marriage should be for "opposite people".  She later stated that she had gay friends and wasn't homophobic but that was just her belief.  Thanks friend!!

 

I guess what bothers me most is this double standard.  One person says "fag" and they are ripped part - as they should be.  And when Eminem says it, he's an "artist".  I actually like his music - some of it a lot.  But he ain't gettin' one gay dollar from me.

 

Whew!  Ok, on a lighter note…  last week I went to The OUT 100 event that was gorgeous!  Everyone was dolled up looking fab and handsome.  Then I dashed over to Hardware to do a show with Shequida.  We always have a kick together.  That bitch still puts on a great show.  She's got video, costume changes, special guests and sexy DJ Scotty Rox!

 

And don't miss my partner in crime, Joey Arias, every Sunday until Dec 1 at Joe's Pub.  Joey turned it out for a packed house with a live band led by Lance Horne.  And even had Alan Cumming and Meow Meow as guests!  I'll be sharing the stage with her Dec 1 so come on down!

 

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!!

The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Mon at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm

www.SherryVine.com for downloads, DVDs, appearances, blog and more!

YouTube.com/MissSherryVine for all videos - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!

follow me @MissSherryVine

www.glabber.com/sherryvine 

WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #98

 

The Rainbow Tour!  

 

I just got back from a little week tour in Europe.  I hardly know where to start because every single night was a blast!  So, why not start at the beginning?  Berlin!

 

I hadn't been to Berlin in a year so I was over due!  I always do a show Friday night at Axel Hotel so I can stay there for free.  That's how you work it hunty!  Hamburger Mary's took over the restaurant.  I've performed at many Mary's in the States so it was weird and fun to be in this very American eatery in Berlin.  The room was quite full and they even gave me free chicken fingers after the show! talk about singing for your supper!  Saturday I went to my favorite ladies shoe store, Buffalo, in Mitte and then returned to Mary's that night to watch 2 OLD friends of mine do their show; Matyna and Casper.  I've known Casper for almost 20 years and we were screaming and laughing.  On Sunday I made my return to one of the best and longest running gay dance parties in Europe, GMF.  The first time I ever performed in Berlin was at GMF in 1996 with Jackie Beat!  I always have fun and it's a great place to do a show.   DJane Gloria Viagra was on hand and it was packed!  After all these years Bob and Mickey still turn it out!  Monday was a long day because I was a special guest on BFF Gloria's new TV show, ThekenSchlampe (Bar Whore - perfect right?).   The show is produced and shot by our friends Aleksander, Shantu and Theo, who I've also known for almost 20 years!  Gag. They failed to tell me that part of the show is boozing it up lol.  Every time I said "New York" we had to do a shot of Jack.  So by the end of the interview we were cracking up and a touch messy.  It should be on YouTube soon.  Then Gloria and I ran over to make an appearance at the benefit for another bestie, Gerome Castell, who was attacked a few months ago and recovering.  Gerome is the drag mother of Berlin so people have really been supportive.  Even in Berlin there's homophobia and bashing.  Makes me sick to my tiny tight stomach!  Speedy recovery mama!  On a happy note, my ex Marec came to Berlin for the weekend and we had a gorgeous time hanging out together.  We are very lesbian that way!  Danke!

 

Tuesday morning I was bound for Helsinki!  My friend Jan who works at the hotel where I was staying got me upgraded to the Executive Suite.  Girl, this room was bigger than my apartment here!  Since I had the night off I camped out in bed watching movies and ordering room service - heaven! Wednesday night was my show at Hercules.  I was a wee worried about doing a show in Finland on a Wed.  Would anyone come?  But luckily they are bored there so it was a full house!  lol.  It's always fun performing at Hercules - they understand English perfectly so I can do all my dumb parodies and they like their booze - a perfect match!  I was having such a good time I lost track of time and had to run to the hotel, throw Miss Vine in the bag and dash for the airport.  It wasn't the only time this would happen by the way…  Kiitos!

 

I left Helsinki for Zagreb with a layover in Copenhagen.  Great airport. I once spent 10 hours there with Joey Arias.  Denmark is part of the EU but they use their own currency and I can see why.  Everything is twice as expensive!  A tall latte from Starbucks was $8.00!  Damn!  Once I got to Zagreb, Vlatko and Gregor, the owners of the gay bar where I was doing my show, took me to a lovely country restaurant for a traditional Croatian dinner.  The food was amazing.  It's perfect for me - meat and potatoes!  This was my second time performing at Rush and again, so so so much fun!  I say that a lot but it's true.  Every show this trip was inspiring and fun.  Just when I would think, "This is the best", I would get to the next city and the next show and be surprised how great it was.  Rush was packed.  They were so excited because they don't get a lot of imports lol.  Someone actually said to me, "No one comes here!  Thank you!".  I think they might even enjoy Bianca del Rio, that's how desperate they are for entertainment!  Side bar: the boys are very attractive.  Gregor and Vlatko took such good care of me.  Hvala!

 

The last leg of this tour was Milan.  I have been performing at Plastic for about 15 years and it's the best party.  DJ Sergio picked me up and took me to a lovely dinner.  I was HAGsausted so took a little disco nap and got ready for the show.  I was scheduled to "go on" at 2:30am and had a 7am flight back home so I wanted to get there early and split right after the show.  Ha ha.  The music and the party was so energetic with people dancing like crazy that I was swept up in it.  After the show, which went better than ever, I was dancing with La Stryxia and friends, flirting with the most gorgeous men EVER and suddenly remembered I had a flight lol.  This time I really rushed to the hotel, threw "her" in the bag and fleeced for the airport.  Let's just say I was not feeling pretty on the flight home!  But was well worth it.  Next time I'll make sure to stay an extra night.  Plastic was everything!  Grazie!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

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THIS PARODY'S GONNA BE SO OBVIOUS (SO OBVIOUS) - PENIS

FELLATIO LADY, BLOWJOB CONNOISSEUR (JOHNSON MASTER) - PENIS

IT HAS MANY NAMES LIKE SCHLONG AND TAN BANANA (TROUSER WEASEL) - PENIS

ALSO KNOWN AS  A HEAT SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE (BABY MAKER) - PENIS

 

I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I'M LOVING

GODDESS OF COCK, I'LL FEED ON ALL YOUR PECKER

DOWN MY THROAT JUST KEEP ON SHOVING

GODDESS OF COCK, GODDESS OF COCK

 

TAKE ME TO THE TOILET, TAKE ME TO THE TOILET

TAKE ME TO YOUR WEINER, YOUR WEINER, YOUR WEINER

TAKE ME TO THE TOILET, TAKE ME TO THE TOILET

TAKE ME TO YOUR PENIS, YOUR PENIS, YOUR PENIS

 

WHEN I SEE YOUR BIG TREE, WANNA DROP TO MY KNEES

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE LOVE

CUZ YOUR ONE EYED MONSTER, FILLS ME UP WITH HUNGER

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE- PENIS

 

YOUR SALAMI BABY, IT'S DELIC-I-OUS (CORN HOLER) - PENIS

HEY THERE HELMUT HEAD I CAN PLAY YOUR SKIN FLUTE (TONSIL TICKLER) - PENIS

 

I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I'M LOVING

GODDESS OF COCK, I'LL FEED ON ALL YOUR PECKER

DOWN MY THROAT JUST KEEP ON SHOVING

GODDESS OF COCK, GODDESS OF COCK

 

TAKE ME TO THE TOILET, TAKE ME TO THE TOILET

TAKE ME TO YOUR BONER, YOUR BONER, YOUR BONER

TAKE ME TO THE TOILET, TAKE ME TO THE TOILET

TAKE ME TO YOUR PENIS, YOUR PENIS, YOUR PENIS

 

WHEN I SEE YOUR BIG TREE, WANNA DROP TO MY KNEES

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE LOVE

CUZ YOUR ONE EYED MONSTER, FILLS ME UP WITH HUNGER

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE -

 

POLE, DONG, MAIN VEIN, PRICK, ROD, HARD ON, TOOL

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE LOVE

GODDESS OF COOOOOOOOCK - I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE - PENIS

 

TUBE STEAK

WANG

TALLY WACKER

JOYSTICK

KEILBASA

MEAT POPSICLE - YUHUMM

URANUS (HOW'D THAT GET IN HERE?)

A BALD HEADED YOGURT SLINGER

SHAFT

NOW SERVE ALL THE COCKS

I - SERVE ALL THE COCKS

 

WHEN I SEE YOUR BIG TREE, WANNA DROP TO MY KNEES

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE LOVE

CUZ YOUR ONE EYED MONSTER, FILLS ME UP WITH HUNGER

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE -

 

POLE, DONG, MAIN VEIN, PRICK, ROD, HARD ON, TOOL

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE, THIS COULD BE LOVE

GODDESS OF COOOOOOOOCK - I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE - PENIS

WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #97

 

 

Now that I am pretty much recovered and back to life, mojo and all, I am back on the road!  My first trip post vaginal rejuvenation surgery was Quebec City.  I have worked many times in Montreal, which I love, but this was my first time to Quebec City.  My friend Francois came up from Montreal to give me a tour of his home town.  Did you know that Quebec City is the oldest city in North America?  Did yo know that it is stunningly beautiful and quaint?  Did you know that they do not believe in circumcision??  Needless to say, I'm a fan!  It was the 30 year anniversary of the only gay bar there, Le Drague.  There were 5 other queens doing the show and 10 dancers!  They take their shows seriously and it was a 3 hour show!  The place was packed and I had a great time even though I don't speak French and not everyone speaks English.  That can actually be a blessing at times; not being able to understand anyone.  Kind of like being at a Bianca del Rio show - you can't understand a word and trust me, it's better that way!

 

Next stop - Our Nation's Capital.  I have a monthly residency in DC but this time I stayed for 4 days.  Bruce Vilanch was booked to perform, hang out and do a Q&A so they asked me to come in and hostess at Cobalt.  I had met Bruce on an Atlantis Cruise and he's hilarious!  He was literally met everyone and has a story for all of them.  But he's always nice.  Bruce was in DC to speak at The Kennedy Center where they were honoring Carol Burnett with The Mark Twain award.  He spoke very highly of Carol and I told him that she was my main inspiration growing up - she's a legend!

Bruce answered questions for about an hour and had gorgeous stories about Paul Lynde, Bette Midler and Mr. Brady, Robert Reed.  Then I performed my most recent parody, Twerk Bitch at the midnight party.  BTW, DJ Joe Gauthreaux kicked ass!!  I spent Sat and Sun hanging out with my friends Bruce, Josh and Karl in Mt. Airy, MD.  Watching tv and eating brick over pizza and playing unicorn yahtzee - heaven!  Then on Monday I returned to Cobalt to be a part of their Monday's Are A Drag party hosted by Kristina Kelly and the ladies of DC!  Forgive me for not remembering everyone's name, senior moment, but they were really wonderful.  I am always so happy to see talented performers around the world.  It's not just NYC ya know!

 

Then I worked my butt off all week prepping for a big weekend.  I took Miss Metro North up ot Stamford, CT to perform at the wedding of my friends Jose and Russ.  What a beautiful night.  They had a traditional church wedding (gays can do that now! lol) and then a big reception with a sit down dinner for 150.  The venue was stunning and quite fancy.  Until I entered and started singing about Corn in poop!!  You can take the drag queen out of the trailer park but…  Congrats boys!!

 

I wiped the little, tiny bit of make-up that I wear off and jumped on the last train back to NYC to unpack and then repack for our 2nd annual Halloqueen extravaganza at Mt. Airy Casino and Lodge in the Pennsylvania Poconos.  This year it was me, Jinkx Monsoon, Pandora Boxx, Mimi ImFurst and dancers; Richard JMV, Dane Sorensen, Eric Harbin and Kit Treece.  It was billed as The Girls from RuPaul's Drag Race.  Just FYI, I was on the very first long lost episode of RPDR in 1946.  And, just for the record, I won.  Thank you.  The show sold out a month in advance and I had so many straight girls messaging me asking for tickets.  They managed to cram 500 people into a 420 seat theatre and it was insane!!  The most fun I've had in a long time.  It's a pure joy to perform for 500 eager, excited and fun people NOT on a phone!  We all had so much fun together onstage and off.  We did a meet and greet so people from the audience could take pictures (meaning buy merchandise) and say hi (buy mercy) and have us sign things (mercy!)  This took about 90 minutes but then they had a table in the disco for us with bottle service.  Now mind you, I had not had a drink in 5 weeks.  Mimi and I put away a bottle of Jack while Pandora and Jinkx polished off a bottle of vodka.  BOMBED!!  lol.  Then we hit the 24 hour diner to stuff our faces.  Our manager David Charpentier made me drink that vanilla malted milk shake, I swear!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #96

 

 

 

If you hadn't heard before, I had hernia - I mean, vaginal rejuvenation surgery recently and was supposed to be out of heels for 2 weeks.  But, seeing how there is no disability in club land and a Jewess has to pay rent, I cheated and went into Industry for my weekly show after one week off.  I was in pain but the delicious Percocets took care of that. I threw on my hospital gown that I stole and the "fashionable" slippers they provide, added a diamond necklace and hobbled over.  Bianca del Rio came in to wheel me onstage and provide support.  If you know Bianca you know by "support" I mean torment!  A cross between Nurse Ratched and Kathy Bates from Misery - but uglier.  Actually, the show was hilarious and I adore Bianca for lending a plastic gloved hand!

 

I was starting to feel better and bored after 2 weeks in bed writing and reading.  Ok, watching every frigging TV show on demand.  And I mean every! I am all caught up on Raising Hope, Dexter, True Blood and Top 100 Cute Kittens (just ask Ongina!) It was time to get back to doing what I do: Video parody!  I wanted to do a parody of Britney's Work Bitch because I thought it was going to be a monster hit.  I had missed the optimum time frame for Wrecking Ball, Roar and Applause and I assumed that Work Bitch was going to be a mega hit.  Not! But you never know.  So I wrote it in one night, recorded it the next day and shot the video the day after Britney's premiered.  Director Francis Legge did a great job - as usual!!  We shot the video in a few hours and he was able to work his magic bitch.  Plus there are amazing appearances by drag queens, sexy dancers and cameos from Perez Hilton and Charlie Hides.  We even included a little RuPaul Supermodel homage.  Check out Twerk Bitch on YouTube.com/MissSherryVine.

 

I was feeling well enough to travel to New Haven to see my husband and baby daddy, Joe Manganiello (Alcide, the werewolf from True Blood) in Yale Rep's A Streetcar Named Desire.  Me, Chris and Gavin from Industry and our friend David took the train up, had a lovely dinner at some diner and then joined the audience of mostly 20-something women to drool, I mean, watch as Big Dick Ritchie sauntered around onstage in his boxer shorts.  As he yelled, "Stella", I thought I heard "Sherry" and jumped out of seat screaming "Take me"!!  All kidding aside the show was good and he is a trained actor after all and not a piece of meat.  Right!  Can he be both??  Lol.  He was barefoot a lot and good lord his feet are like barges!  Ok, cool down lady…

 

If you're looking for something different in Hell's Kitchen check out Do The Right Thing at The Ritz Thursdays with hostess Peppermint and DJ Cazwell.  I was a guest there last week and had so much fun.  Cazwell is serving up rap, hip hop and R&B - sorry no Madonna.  And people were dancing like crazy.  They also have hot go go boys - kinda a rare sighting these days.  And of course, my sister Peppermint is bringing it!  There was a twerk off and 2 guys were literally upside on the stairs tweaking over each other - hilarious!

 

I went to Therapy on Tuesday to see the jaw-dropping amazing talents of my new BFF, Natalie Joy Johnson and the equally inspiring Brian Nash on piano.  A group of friends from my Atlantis family were in town for Chita Rivera's 80th birthday party.  If you have not seen Natalie and Brian, trust me, haul ass!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #95

 

 

Last week I had surgery for a double hernia so I have actually been out of it for the past week and not working or going out BUT I do have a few things to talk about.  First of all, I am recovering just fine, thank you.  The pain wasn't so bad (thank you, Percocet!) but I had fooled myself into thinking I would bounce back after 3 days because of all the yoga and sorta clean living.  My doctorr kept saying it would be 2 weeks but I didn't believe him.  But you know what?  He was right. My body was like, "Fuck you lady.  You ain't moving".  I have completely got up on all my shows and all the other shows that weren't mine.  Including, Top 20 Cute Kittens!  Yes, I was that bored!  I also started 3 different books and wrote some new parodies, including; Work Bitch, Roar and Applause.

 

The weekend before my surgery I was quite busy.  I wanted to squirrel away as many coins as possible before being off work for 2 weeks.  In case you didn't know, there is no drag disability!  I had my monthly show at Cobalt in DC. The dinner show was sold out, again, whew!  And incredibly fun as usual. The Misstress Formika joined me for the club show to perform our classic You Gotta Fight For Ur Right (To Be Queer).  We wrote this parody 20 years ago but refreshed it in light of the recent global bullshit; Putin, bashings, etc.  Check out our video by Francis Legge on YouTube.  Formika had retired from drag 10 years but I coaxed her out of hiding and I think she had a great time.  Formika ruled NYC in the 1990's - if you haven't seen the opening of the movie WigStock watch it right now!

 

We had to get up early Saturday morning to get back to NYC in time for a benefit at XL to raise awareness and money for our LGBT comrades in Russia.  Other performers included; Joey Arias, Miss Guy, Michael Cavadias, Thorgy Thor, Svetlana Stoli and the very sexy Katrina Darling.  Sorry if I left anyone out.  It's frightening what's going on in the world.  It's like one step forward, two steps back.  There have been so many bashings and attacks recently.  It's time to bash back!  And fuck these asshole dictators!  It's all a diversion to draw attention away from them raping their country and own people and stealing everything.  Do not get me started!

 

Last night I went to see the Three Stooges (aka Willam, Detox and Vicky) at The Laurie Beechman with DJ Scotty Rox and my older sister Shequida.  We were rolling on the floor.  These bitches were hilarious and outrageous and out-of-control!  They hold nothing back.  You can tell they are close friends because they come for each other but in the best way.  I've worked with Willam who I really love (well, it's love/hate because she's gorgeous and has a sick body!) but had never seen Detox or Vicky live.  They all can sing too!  I think they're back for their Christmas Show in Feb so check 'em out.  We are all performing together in DC for New Years Eve.  Lord, help me!  Lol!

 

Off for my daily walk to get that blood circulating.  More later…  Meow!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

 

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #94

 

 

I just returned from the what was perhaps the best 10 days ever!!  I was performing on the Atlantis Gay Cruise though the Mediterranean and it was everything!  I really got to relax, have adventures, meet new people, bond with amazing people I casually knew and get paid for it.  Hallelujah!  It all started by flying into Venice the day before the cruise was disembarking.  Some of the other performers called me in my hotel room to say they were heading out to explore Venice and have dinner and would I like to come.  Being the workaholic who's usually unable to chill I said, "No, I'm going to work on a new parody and get up early to prepare for my first show".  As I hung up the phone I was like, "Queen!  You are in Venice and you're going to lie in a hotel room working and watching repetitive loops of CNN"????  I ran down to the lobby to join them, had a great time running thru Venice and a delicious dinner and thus began my mantra for this trip - "Say Yes"!

 

If you haven't been on a cruise, let me tell you, it's the best time.  It's like taking a Las Vegas casino and putting her in the water.  That bitch is BIG!  There were over 2,000 gay men and about 3 lesbians and a few straight girls lol.  And a crew of over 1,000.  I had a great state room with a balcony. I boarded, unpacked, hit the gym (I know!) and prepped for my first show of 3 - that's 3 shows over 10 days.  Trust me, I know how lucky I am.  We had stops in Dbrovnik,  Kotor, Cirfu, Mykonos (saw Epiphany!), Santorini, Naples, Corsica and Rome.

 

There is soooo much to do and overnight there were shows galore!  Pam Ann had her show the first night also so I went to that before mine.  Pam is one of my favorite performers - I love a bio female drag queen.  She's outrageous and hilarious.  Also on the mainstage over the course of the trip was; Kathy Griffin, who of course bought the house down.  Very funny comedian, Jim David.  Aussie Trevor Ashley, who does a brilliant Liza, Cher and more.  This was the first time we met and I now love Trevor.  He's wonderful and was cracking me up.  And my dear sister, Dixie Longate.  Dixie is famous for incorporating Tupperware into her show and she actually sells Tupperware in drag in real life and is one the their top sellers in herstory!  But her show is much more; over-the-top hilarity, touching, topical and spontaneous.  We also hung out almost every day and I fell in love with her and her manager, Michelle.

 

I adore all of the performers and want to at least mention them all as they deserve it!  Also on board performing:  Comedians Del Shore, from Sordid Lives, who did a knee slapping stand up routine; the brilliant Scott Thompson (from Kids In The Hall) and Tom Allen from Great Britain.  Cabaret performers: Multi award winning Natalie Douglas, who was able to bring a room of drunk gay men to tears; adorable Eric Michael Krop;  and my new BFF Natalie Joy Johnson!  I'm embarrassed to say I had never seen Natalie perform even though we both work at Therapy and I had never hung out with her.  We bonded right away and had many adventures.  My favorite being, Santorini.  We ditched the excursion tour and just took off.  We rode donkeys up the mountain (I maybe should have said no to that lol), rented an ATV (All Terrain Vehicle) and took off.  We found a stunning black sand beach where the water was turquoise and crystal clear - paradise!  There were kids jumping off a cliff and Natalie decided she was going to join them.  I didn't think she would really do it but bam - she just leaped off.  My hero!  Pianists and singers, Brian Nash and Nate Buccieri, who never cease to amaze, had an evening of dueling pianos that was mind blowing.  And the parties - pool parties and shows, The White Party, themed dances every night - non stop!!

 

I came home on cloud nine!  Can't wait for the next adventure!!

 

Please check put our new video parody for equality!  It's a parody of the Beastie Boys hit Fight For Your Right (To Party) but our is Fight For Your Right (To Be Queer) starring me and the return of Misstress Formika.  Directed by Francis von Legge (of course).  With cameos from Michael Musto, Jayd Koyote and more!  Share and spread the word!  It's on Youtube.com/MissSherryVine

 

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

MEOW!

 

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SORE

 

I USED TO BE SO SCARED OF ANAL SEX

DIDN'T WANT THE PAIN OR POOPY MESS

SO I GAVE ORALLY, I SUCKED IT EAGERLY

BUT THEN ONE NIGHT I MET THIS SEXY MAN

WHO PROMISED ME HE HAD A SIMPLE PLAN

WOULD DO IT GINGERLY,  HE STARTED TO FINGER ME

 

HE ATE ME OUT IN MY BEDROOM

LIKE A FLOWER MY BUTTHOLE BLOOMS

HIS COCK COMES OUT, SHIT I MIGHT FAINT

IT'S THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT

START TO PANIC, I'M SCARED TO DEATH

I GRIP THE BED AND HOLD MY BREATH

I'LL TAKE IT ALL, I'LL TAKE IT NOW

 

HE'S GOT THE DICK OF AN OAK TREE, A DONKEY

BIGGEST YOU'LL EVER SEE

CAUSE HE'S HUNG LIKE A STALLION AND

HE'S GONNA FUCK ME SORE

HARDER, HARDER LIKE A CHAMPION (HAMMER)

CAUSE HE'S HUNG LIKE A STALLION AND

HE'S GONNA FUCK ME SORE….

 

NOW I'M BLEEDING LIKE A STUFFED PIG

MY ASS NEVER HAD A DICK THAT BIG

IT STINGS AND ITCHES, NEED FIFTEEN STITCHES

 

I TRY TO WALK, I CAN'T GET UP

GOOD LORD HE REALLY TORE ME UP

MY HOLE WON'T CLOSE, IT'S RIPPED SO WIDE

YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO INSIDE

I START TO HEAL, I FEEL SEDATE

HE CALLS AND WANTS ANOTHER DATE

I'LL TRY AGAIN, I'LL TRY IT NOW

WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #93

 

 

I admit to gushing over drag performers.  It's not because I'm kissing ass.  What could I possibly gain by kissing Bianca del Rio's stubbly, pimply ass?  Excuse me, I'll be right back - I have to barf.  But seriously, I happen to love drag and am thrilled when I see talent.  It excites me and it inspires me and makes me happy.  Well right now I need to rave about RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5 Winner, Jinkx Monsoon.  Jinkx is starring with Major Scales in the sold out hit The Vaudevillians and I am telling you… you need to go!  It's hilarious, creative, smart, bawdy and so much more.  I was literally on the edge of my seat, cracking up, unable to take my eyes of Jinkx who is the campiest (in the absolute best way) performer I've seen in a long time!!!  SEE IT!

 

Speaking of Bianca, I ran into it in Cherry Grove this weekend.  I was performing at The Ice Palace with one of my dearest sisters, Porsche.  What a gorgeous night!  First we went to see the legendary (yes, this word is over used but in this case it is true!) Chita Rivera!!  Honey, this is how it's done!  Chita is 80!  Yes, someone is actually older than Lady Bunny.  But that did not even slow her down.  She looks phenomenal, was kicking up her heels and turned every single note of every single song out.  I was taking notes because Chita knows how to sell a song!  She set an example of how every performer, myself certainly included, should treat each show as if it's the most important show of your life.  There was no phoning it in.  Here was a legend who has worked with EVERYONE at the Ice Palace on Fire Island working her tush off!  Brava Chita!!!

After Chita, Justin Vivian Bond and I were gagging over the show and sharing a delicious Jack Daniels and ginger ale.  Viv is the one who introduced me to this delectable cocktail. Then Porsche and I rocked the packed house with our show.  Was so fun and I love seeing DJ Chuck and the gang.  Once a year is not enough.  Also ran into Tina Burner but luckily I was leaving as she was arriving.  LOL.  Just kidding!!  Love me some Tina - um, Burner that is!

 

I did many, many Pride Events this summer and the last one was in Wilkes-Barre, PA.  I rode up with Adam Barta and the Von Legges (Francis and Tracy).  The car ride alone was hilarious, especially our stop at Friendly's in a very rural part of NE Penn!  Saturday night I performed at twist with the local queens who were beyond nice!!  Sooooo sweet!  They definitely like to booze it up and so my "I'm just having one drink and heading home early" turned into "Oh shit, the lights are coming on and I'm bombed!"  lol.  But it was well worth it.  Until the next morning at 10am when I had to get in drag to begin the 6 hour outdoor Gay Pride Festival!  lol.  But luckily it was a beautiful day and not too hot.  I was surprised not only that there was a Pride event in this part of the country but that there was such a great turn out.  Lots of straight people who were supporting us too.  Not everyone is a homophobe - thank goddess!  They were loving the show.  I was on last as there were so many kids and my show is very adult!  So at 5pm I made the announcement that they had 10 minutes to clear the field before I started singing about sucking cock!  No one left!  lol.  After that I had about 2 hours before the club appearance.  So what did I do?  Rest?  Eat? No - we shot a video in the woods!  The video of Lady Gaga practicing Marina Abravomic had just come out and since I was in the woods with Francis, we were like, "we have to".  So we did.  You can see it on my YouTube channel.  Then I re-powdered to cover my incoming beard and went to do our final show at Twist before the drive home.  The drive home was a trip.  We got lost twice - thanks Siri - and had to pull over at a 7-11 in bumfuck.  We asked the lady at the register how to get back on the highway.  Well, she looked us up and down and said we better get on the highway asap as this was not a place for us to be lost!  lol.  Adam was like, "huh?"  I said, "that means queens and homes - hit it!" She cracked up and we hightailed it out of there and finally made it home.  Whew!

 

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #92

 

 

A return to our Nation's Capitol!  I love love love my monthly gig in DC but had missed a few months due to all the traveling I was doing for Pride Events around the country.  So I was a happy little girlie when I got to go back in the beginning of August.  I do a dinner show in Level One and then a club show upstairs at Cobalt.  I was concerned about the dinner show because August tends ot be slow but it was a full house of "the regulars" and some "virgins"!  I performed my parody of I Love It at Cobalt and that went over well too.  Mark, the manager, is always so good to me, putting mama up at The W Hotel.  I stayed an extra night so that my BFF Bruce and I could go see Book of Mormon at The Kennedy Center.  I have been itching to see it since it opened on Broadway but couldn't get tickets.  One of my babies, Antyon, is in the road show which happened to be in DC and he hooked me up with house seats.  The show is spectacular and absolutely hilarious!!  I was gagging.  Even all the blue haired, society Congress wives and "ladies who lunch" were cracking up!  Then we had a nice dinner with Antyon and his beau, Beau.  See ya'all in September.

 

On Sunday morning we were off to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware for my show at Blue Moon.  I have been going there every summer to do a show for 8 years!  It's so sweet and charming there and laid back.  On Sunday night we went to see my dear friend, and former NYC roommate, Cashetta.  Cashetta was a staple in NYC nightlife until she relocated to Florida but rumor has it she may be returning for a spell.  She is hilarious and is the only drag magician - and she really does magic.  I asked her to make the lines on my face disappear and she did!  lol.  On Monday I did my show which was a blast.  I always have a good time there; it's a very appreciative audience and Tim & Randy, the owners, also take care of mamalah.  On Tuesday, Mona drove me to Wilmington to catch my train home.  Mona slays me - she is BAWDY!  That's the best word for Miss Mona.  And she loves to dish - me too!  See ya next summer!

 

Upon returning to Miss Big Apple in time for my weekly show at Industry, I learned that Jessica Wild (from RPDR Season 2) was going to be a guest.  I was tickled because we met years ago but never see each other.  As soon as she walked in we picked right up where we left - with a bottle of booze!  lol.  Jessica turned it out, performing her new single, Absolutely.  Check it out on itunes!

 

Then this crazy week ended with a big bang - a gorgeous bang - by hostessing and performing at Harder Wood Revue, Go Go Harder's monthly event at Headquarters.  Headquarters is a Gentlemen's Club the rest of the month but once a month now it's GAY!  The space is devastatingly sexy; lush red velvet, very dim lighting, black leather banquettes.  I love it!!  Go Go Harder had many scantily clad boys dancing all over the club and 3 highly entertaining sets!  Everything from strippers to burlesque to acrobatics to Go Go Harder's fire number and more!  Levi Karter from CockyBoys was the special guest and I just fell in love.  He is soooo super sweet!  Very bubbly.  Can't wait to host the next one in Sept!!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

MEOW!

 

The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!!

The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Mon at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm

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WONDERFUL WORLD OF WIGS #91

 

For the past few weeks I've been performing like crazy in and out of NYC!  I've also been entertaining my friends from Buenos Aires and taking them to shows every night.  So lots to report on!  Just tonight, as I am at home alone on a Saturday night writing this, I went to XL to see my dearie Sir Honey Davenport in a show called The Orion Experience that can only be described in one word- SPECTACULAR!  They completely transformed the room with stages everywhere and multiple video screens and then they rocked out.  I was so impressed; a live rock show, dancers, singers, videos, moving stage pieces, acrobatics, aerial performers - it was a visual and aural orgy!  lol.  The show is running at XL and I highly recommend it.  The night I was there it was packed and most people had seen it many times before as they knew all the words to the songs.

 

I performed alone for the first time at The Blue Whale in the Pines recently and had a hoot!  I was surprised at how many twinks were there but so happy as they were calling out titles of my parodies for me to sing and then they knew the words! LOL!  That's heaven!  Candis Cayne had done a show earlier and was there looking FLAWLESS!  Candis and I go way back and even if we don't see each other for a year it's as if no time has passed.

 

I took the boys from Argentina wanted to see some NYC drag so I took them to Hot Mess at XL.  Bianca del Rio was back from serving time.  She does not look good in an orange body suit but she has helped make NYC a cleaner place for all of us.   The audience has changed and was very straight but they were loving it.  And they gals really turn out a great show.  Milan, Skyla, Suga Pie and Bianca were all wonderful and Jada Valenciaga killed it with her Beyonce medley!!  (Bianca tried to convince me that she choreographed it but I don't remember it having any salsa steps).  Lady Bunny was out of town (whew!) but they showed some of her videos.  Speaking of, check out Bunny's new video for her single, Take Me Up High.

 

I have had the unbearable discomfort - er, I mean, the extreme pleasure of working with Tina Burner a lot this summer.  She guest starred on 2 episodes of She's Living For This, was in my video parody of Thrift Shop and co-hosted BiPolar at Therapy one night.  I really think she's the funniest queen on the scene right now.  But enough about her look.  Tina has some amazingly sick and hysterical medleys.  And she can really sing too!  I love working with her!

 

On the Argentinians last night we popped into Industry to see what was happening on a Sunday night.  The regular hostess, Kizha Carr, was out of town so Brenda Dahling was filling in.  The star studded audience included super talented Mila Jam (THE sweetest lady around!) and a stunning Laverne Cox (currently starring in Orange Is The New Black).   Brenda hit the stage and turned it out with song and humor!  I'm so happy there is all this new talent bringing it in NYC!  It's fun to go out again - hallelujah!

 

BIG NEWS:  My variety show, SHE'S LIVING FOR THIS, is on Here TV!!  You can also see them at HereTV.com/sheslivingforthis and youtube.com/heretvpremium.  It's my life long dream come true!  Total Carol Burnett meets Cher meets Laugh In meets toilet humor with some sexy boys thrown in.  Season 2 now airing! Guests include; Pandora Boxx, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman, Pam Ann, Miss Guy, Bianca del Rio, Jonny McGovern, Lady Bunny, Debbie Harry, Michael Musto and of course Busted and David Ilku.  Season 1 guests include; Justin Vivian Bond, Joey Arias, Candis Cayne, Peppermint, Cazwell, Busted, David Ilku, Bridget Everett, David Serrano and Bianca del Rio!  You can now watch all of Season One on Hulu.com!!!!

 

MEOW!

 

The Sherry Vine Show every Wed at Industry at Midnight!!!

The Blonde Leading The Blonde every Mon at Therapy w/Epiphany at 11pm

www.SherryVine.com for downloads, DVDs, appearances, blog and more!

YouTube.com/MissSherryVine for all videos - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!

follow me @MissSherryVine

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